TRADEY

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Picks a real brick somewhere in the UK. Share. Roast. Repeat.

📚 Daily Knobbery

16 Jul 2026

five regional slingers, rotated every day at midnight UTC

  • wazzockYorkshire / Manc

    a fool, an idiot

  • bawbagScottish

    lit. scrotum; affectionate or savage, your call

  • kipCockney

    a sleep, a nap

  • claggyYorkshire

    sticky, gluey, gummed up

  • gozzyScouse

    cross-eyed; squinting